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This page was last updated on Septenber 12th, 2015.
🙂 If you are having problems collecting gifts, please read the FG Mart FAQ for everything I know regarding troubleshooting. If you like the FG Mart, please share this with your other Farm Town friends. It really helps me out when you help others. Thank you ~The Facegamer

Because I’m random (and that’s all the excuse I need), here are some goat jokes to go with your freebies.  Enjoy your weekend!

What do you call a goat with a beard? It is goatee!
Why is it hard to carryon a conversation with a goat? Because they are always butting in.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs? Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.
What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.
Who did the goats vote for as president? Billy Clinton.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university? Billy Dean.
Why did the ram run over the cliff?  He didn’t see the ewe turn.
What is a goat’s favorite Television show?  The Nanny
How do you keep a goat from charging?  You take his credit card away!

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You can come back every 24 hours or so and collect them again. After a while though, they’ll start to dry up. I’ll try and update them every so often, but if you can’t wait for me – definitely visit the FT groups listed at the bottom of the FG Mart page. 🙂

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